if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
|Uterus:||Oh, so, no baby?|
|Me:||FUCK FUCK FUCK|
|Vagina:||*unleashes red sea*|
|Pad:||I'm not cleaning that up.|
|Ovaries:||Oh, our turn? My bad, here~|
|Junk Food:||Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us|
|Acne:||Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down|
|Pad:||CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT|
|Vagina:||I can do better, hold up|
|Pad:||You still missed.|
|Lower Back:||Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.|
|Cramps:||*sings the Ave Maria*|
we’re here to fuck shit up.
ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why
I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley
all I see in this gif is toast.
there is so much toast.
i want toast.