dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via pakistaniunicorn)

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3 months ago

fiftyshadesofhalaal:

fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor

You all need to seriously check these girls out!

My bad I forgot to attach the link. It’s in the source now!

LMFAO

(Source: m.youtube.com, via mo-nah)

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3 months ago
sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via echoes-of-truth)

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3 months ago

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

lmfaooo

(via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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3 months ago

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

image

u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

image

Lmfao

(via aceseamonster)

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3 months ago

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

LOOOL those days <3

(via bal-o-dhia-ort)

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3 months ago
yodiscrepo:

Campeonato de natación “low cost”.


Wat did i just see..

yodiscrepo:

Campeonato de natación “low cost”.

Wat did i just see..

(via sodamnrelatable)

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3 months ago

davyjr:

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

omg im in the worst mood and this cheered me up sooo much

(via snorlaxthegreat)

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4 months ago

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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4 months ago
theepityblog:

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

lol

theepityblog:

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

lol

(via bal-o-dhia-ort)

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4 months ago

littlelupine:

theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

same thing

(Source: averagebritishteenager, via echoes-of-truth)

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