Sexy bed hair:
Flustered around attractive people:
Trying to be one of the fore mentioned attractive people:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
This took an unexpected turn
Coke is so much better without bubbles
What is wrong with you?
HE DOESN’T MEAN IT BUBBLES
isn’t Bubbles a little young to be doing coke?
What happened to my post