fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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3 months ago

sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.” 

(Source: patientlights, via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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3 months ago
hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

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3 months ago

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…

(Source: annnica, via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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3 months ago

follovved:

stebenfry:

Old people? More like fold people *makes an origami swan out of grandma*

literally what was going through your mind that motivated you to make this

(Source: legfruit, via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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3 months ago

Do us all a favor and see what it smells like underwater.

sodamnrelatable:

lolzpicx:

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Loooooooooool

(via sodamnrelatable)

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3 months ago
sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

(Source: thewinteramnesiac, via a-redemption-under-construction)

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3 months ago

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

(via pakistaniunicorn)

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3 months ago

At a Pet Shop:

sodamnrelatable:

totally-relatable:

When I was 5:

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When I was 10:

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Today:

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(Source: ppuddean, via sodamnrelatable)

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Posted
4 months ago

When I eat a huge meal:

sodamnrelatable:

laugh-addict:

“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”

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Five minutes later

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(Source: coopbastian-archive, via sodamnrelatable)

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4 months ago

hobbitinacrown:

I just wanted to point out Benedict’s phone answering dance, now documented in two very different films.

phone answering dance

(Source: borgevino, via imuncreativeat5am)

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78998
Posted
4 months ago

When you read something and it sounds perverted.

sodamnrelatable:

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4 months ago
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