phattysworld:

polkadotsbaby:

punkrockluna:

riannafinch:

***crush fairy strikes again***

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

omg shes SCARFY SOMEONE DO THAT THING TUMBLERERS DO AND ADD ON

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Posted
1 month ago

every single time

me in the bathroom:-sneezes- alhamdulilah
me:oh crap can i say that in here
me:i probably cant astaghfirullah
me:shit i can't say that either
me:damn i just cussed astaghfirullah
me:SHIT
me:ASTAGHFIRULLAH
me:GODDAMNIT
me:THATS STILL ALLAH'S NAME
me:ASTAGHFIRULLAH
me:-tears down shower curtains-
me:-runs from the bathroom screaming-
brother:did you see a jinn
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Posted
1 month ago
wessasaurus-rex:

amazing-kuma-blade:

shydavestrideer:

ohanameansfandom:

gilotyna815:

I am so ashamed for laughing.

I’m not.

i’m dying

I didn’t get it at first, but I kept staring at it and the symbol under it, and it hit me, and I feel so freaken dumb for not getting it.

oh my fucking god 

wessasaurus-rex:

amazing-kuma-blade:

shydavestrideer:

ohanameansfandom:

gilotyna815:

I am so ashamed for laughing.

I’m not.

i’m dying

I didn’t get it at first, but I kept staring at it and the symbol under it, and it hit me, and I feel so freaken dumb for not getting it.

oh my fucking god 

(Source: casi-pero-no, via kaleidoscopemonster)

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Posted
2 months ago

dutchster:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

(via kaleidoscopemonster)

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Posted
2 months ago

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via thefuuuucomics)

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Posted
2 months ago
wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

(via amneeezy)

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151209
Posted
2 months ago

Reasons I am Anna:

kendrickgirlcrush:

Sexy bed hair:

Flustered around attractive people:

Over-excited tendencies:

The awkwardness:

Hyperactivity:

Getting pumped:

Trying to be one of the fore mentioned attractive people:

Overdramatic…. always:

Lmfao

(via kaleidoscopemonster)

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Posted
2 months ago

sherlockspeare:

Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.

(via kaleidoscopemonster)

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Posted
2 months ago

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

This took an unexpected turn

(Source: hashtagugly, via kaleidoscopemonster)

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Posted
2 months ago
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