I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(Source: christtheconquerer, via pakistaniunicorn)

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2 months ago

laserpon3:

lukestarkiller93:

Casual day in England

what the fuck

(via thefuuuucomics)

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2 months ago
kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo, via zahra-cachai)

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2 months ago

ex-traneouss:

ship-hard:

buckeybarnes:

I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula? 

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WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT


and  her answer is wrong if you look closely

(via thefuuuucomics)

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2 months ago

sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

(Source: arthurdarvvill, via thefuuuucomics)

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2 months ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Literal Interpretations of Nonsensical Song Lyrics by Nathan Pyle

1. Adele, 2. Pharrell, 3. One Direction, 4. Taylor Swift, 5. The Killers, 6. Train

Previously: Rap Lyrics as Poetry

(via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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2 months ago

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

(via squishyballoons)

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3 months ago

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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Lololol

(via mo-nah)

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3 months ago
iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

(via thefuuuucomics)

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3 months ago
bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud, via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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3 months ago

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

(Source: musicasealgomais, via no-darkness-like-ignorance)

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3 months ago

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

(via confusedflamingo)

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3 months ago
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