estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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1 month ago

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
1 month ago

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

image

(Source: gayfather, via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
1 month ago
sairobee:

how am i gonna be an optimist about this

sairobee:

how am i gonna be an optimist about this

(via kaleidoscopemonster)

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1 month ago

obstinatecondolement:

amorremanet:

thismissatomicbomb:

piercinaldhawthorne:

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

(Source: justacraigularjoe, via hideandseekatmidnight)

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Posted
1 month ago
narobe:

if you ever get 0 notes on a post just remember i got -1

narobe:

if you ever get 0 notes on a post just remember i got -1

(Source: narobe, via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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Posted
1 month ago

danielletheobscurest:

tastefullyoffensive:

Best of ‘Business Baby’

Previously: Small Fact Frog

Read all of these in an adult male voice lol.

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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1 month ago
freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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Posted
1 month ago
quacklemore:

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN

quacklemore:

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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Posted
1 month ago
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