dragimal:

mistletease:

makeshipsnotwar:

eyeslikedust:

thefandomedson:

mage-thing-of-breath:

lodeman:

fairythoughtless:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

no her name means never give up

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

buT GUYS

LMFAO WTF IS THIS POST

(Source: vogelbird, via boston-butterfly)

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2 weeks ago

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via hideandseekatmidnight)

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Posted
3 weeks ago

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via kentuckyfriedkrogan)

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Posted
1 month ago

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

(via smilesguaranteed)

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Posted
1 month ago

figs3:

I really shouldn’t have chucked as much as I did

(Source: palestass, via thelittleliestold)

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Posted
1 month ago
unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime


Cat problems

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

Cat problems

(Source: memewhore, via smilesguaranteed)

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Posted
1 month ago

astheoddityfallsdown:

veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

(via kentuckyfriedkrogan)

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Posted
1 month ago

someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

(via uniqueness-and-gumbyness)

im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
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Posted
1 month ago

busket:

OH HE GETS SHY AT THE END

DON’T WORRY POLAR BEAR I REALLY LIKE YOUR DANCE DON’T WORRY

YOU CAN KEEP GOING IF YOU WANT I THINK IT’S REALLY CUTE

DON’T BE SELF CONSCIOUS YOU JUST DANCE ALL DAY SWEETHEART

(Source: miniyo, via uniqueness-and-gumbyness)

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Posted
1 month ago

dddipitinyogurt:

I lost it after the last set

LMFAO

(Source: analangdon, via squishyballoons)

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1 month ago
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