columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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1 month ago
Anonymous asked: top six ways to insult boys


Answer:

baphomeme:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

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1 month ago

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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1 month ago

cooldog1996:

why do boys sit like they’re about to give birth

(via pakistaniunicorn)

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1 month ago

i-effed-it-all-up:

"why are you wearing jeans? it’s SUMMER"

i make eye contact with you. never breaking my stare i reach down and pull off my pants to reveal my skeleton legs. the pits of hell open up and swallow you whole. maybe next time u will learn to mind ur own business

(via boston-butterfly)

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1 month ago
sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld, via pakistaniunicorn)

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1 month ago

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

(Source: vine-gif, via murderwhitepeople)

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1 month ago

pimpunderthemountain:

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

my favorite part about that lyric is that 9 out of 10 lightning bugs refuse to hug the man

(Source: prixcum, via murderwhitepeople)

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