I am so ashamed for laughing.
I didn’t get it at first, but I kept staring at it and the symbol under it, and it hit me, and I feel so freaken dumb for not getting it.
oh my fucking god
Sexy bed hair:
Flustered around attractive people:
Trying to be one of the fore mentioned attractive people:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
This took an unexpected turn