hobbitinacrown:

I just wanted to point out Benedict’s phone answering dance, now documented in two very different films.

phone answering dance

(Source: borgevino, via imuncreativeat5am)

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4 weeks ago

When you read something and it sounds perverted.

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: kingcumsalot)

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4 weeks ago

idkifangirlalot:

moonlitwitch:

lalondegnostalgic:

seven—drunken—pirates:

mazarinedrake:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

blackcowledbat:

jamesfactscalvin:

5 out of 9 of these things I don’t even care for anyhow

Fuck you guys, flips flogs, jean shorts and shirts with shit on them is my entire wardrobe.

I’m a guy and I HATE flip-flops! I also dislike shorts in general

I do wear a fedora occasionally, but it’s an actual fedora and not a fucking trilby.

and I’m not sure if my mustache counts as ‘little’ or not, since it’s not super thick, but it’s part of an actual full beard. 

You guys are, once again, missing the fucking point.

You know that feeling of outrage you got from reading this? The sense of, “how dare anyone tell me what to wear? I can wear whatever clothes I like.”

THAT’S HOW WOMEN FEEL ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

So YOU don’t like it when someone says your clothing choices are stupid? Good. STOP SAYING IT TO WOMEN THEN. 

Wow, I never reblog these kinds of things, but… they said the thing. Thank you for saying the thing.

FUCKING BOLDING THAT SHIT

omf ^

(Source: hashtag-swaggie, via kamcorder1)

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1 month ago

Spaghetti for a little friend.

vibeogame:

minor-catastrophe:

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I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD

(via hideandseekatmidnight)

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1 month ago

maliciousmelons:

people walking slowly down the hallway

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(via polkadotsbaby)

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1 month ago

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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(Source: hi, via thehilariousblog)

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1 month ago

jackblogguy:

Feeling like you aced a test and finding out you failed 

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(via dontfindmearishta)

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1 month ago
*misses one day of school*
*comes back the next day*
me:what is this
me:who is that
me:where am i
me:why are the walls this colour
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1 month ago

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

(Source: theyellowbrickroad, via heyfunniest)

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1 month ago
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