oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via squishyballoons)

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400020
Posted
1 week ago
jean-valgina:

alien sexist?!grow up alien it’s 2014 for fucks sake

jean-valgina:

alien sexist?!
grow up alien it’s 2014 for fucks sake

(Source: ultracola, via pakistaniunicorn)

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26003
Posted
1 week ago

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

image

that works

i just got it back today

image

mission accomplished

(Source: continello, via squishyballoons)

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190966
Posted
1 week ago

nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

image

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
1 week ago

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

(via uniqueness-and-gumbyness)

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52153
Posted
1 week ago
sofapizza:

how am i supposed to clean my room with no appendages?

sofapizza:

how am i supposed to clean my room with no appendages?

(Source: speakly, via electerfying)

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51748
Posted
1 week ago
the-goddamazon:

I want to tape this to so many people’s foreheads.

the-goddamazon:

I want to tape this to so many people’s foreheads.

(Source: upsettingshorts, via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
1 week ago
mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr, via thefuuuucomics)

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679232
Posted
1 week ago

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

(via boston-butterfly)

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111918
Posted
2 weeks ago
just-the-way-youre-not:

mmaliika:

railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god

good

Shabash

Loool he’s probably like “Astagfirullah. Astagfirullah. Don’t get tempted by Shaytaan.”

just-the-way-youre-not:

mmaliika:

railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god

good

Shabash

Loool he’s probably like “Astagfirullah. Astagfirullah. Don’t get tempted by Shaytaan.”

(Source: zellah8)

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298332
Posted
2 weeks ago

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via la-crue)

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160088
Posted
2 weeks ago
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