Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
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AYYYYY AYYYY AYYYYYYY
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i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
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My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore