If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
- me: *does weird things when home alone*
- me: I bet there's hidden cameras
i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
- me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school
how to get an A on an essay:
- use big words
- sound like a pretentious asshole