kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via hideandseekatmidnight)

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11 hours ago
me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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1 day ago

touchyourblood:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"How do you know when a tampon’s ready to come out? Or does it like, dissolve when it’s done?"

(via latinamuslima)

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1 day ago

reo-swagwagon:

freexcitizen:

gray-firearms:

bossrobotdad:

hamaonoverdrive:

Evidently more people need to watch Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?

Yes. People really are this stupid.

I fear for humanity’s future

So fucked an awesome

Beautiful

LMFAO

(Source: iftadwascool, via theintensityofbeingintense)

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1 day ago
nice-wig-janis:

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

the way he was opening it just made me cringe

nice-wig-janis:

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

the way he was opening it just made me cringe

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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2 days ago
naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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2 days ago
galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

(Source: moda-pura, via electerfying)

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2 days ago

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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3 days ago

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

LMFAO

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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4 days ago

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

rileylaroux:

mistahgrundy:

ca-tsuka:

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

image
i saw that one was missing

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
4 days ago

perspectave:

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

I WANT A POTATOE

(via uniqueness-and-gumbyness)

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Posted
4 days ago

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(via electerfying)

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Posted
5 days ago
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