madeofbutts:

meow im alive motherfuckers

(Source: lowsun, via bagfullofsilly)

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8 hours ago

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

(Source: ogtmoreno, via boston-butterfly)

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10 hours ago
10knotes:

Gabe Perez must have sapped it from him:

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

10knotes:

Gabe Perez must have sapped it from him:

image

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

(via boston-butterfly)

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11 hours ago

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

LMFAOO

(via bagfullofsilly)

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14 hours ago

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

(Source: ghostworld2001, via tyleroakley)

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1 day ago

tyleroakley:

Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

ICONIC.

That drop kick tho

(Source: asiansaint)

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2 days ago

i-dont-fancy-sanity:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

I tested my friends on this

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
2 days ago

gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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2 days ago

Your gift is not worthy peasant

(Source: georgeslays, via theintensityofbeingintense)

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2 days ago
nuuede:


imayday:

thecutestofthecute:

wHY FATHER

natural selection

I laughed at this way too hard and for way too long

nuuede:

imayday:

thecutestofthecute:

wHY FATHER

natural selection

I laughed at this way too hard and for way too long

(Source: magicmotherfuckers, via uniqueness-and-gumbyness)

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Posted
5 days ago
whybrandon:

rapper riff raff mistakes a palm tree for a pineapple

whybrandon:

rapper riff raff mistakes a palm tree for a pineapple

(via electerfying)

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Posted
1 week ago
nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

(Source: aperture-of-consciousness, via squishyballoons)

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1 week ago
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