just-the-way-youre-not:

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

looool

(Source: h4te)

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Posted
10 hours ago
me:*wakes up*
me:wheres my phone
me:*rips off blankets*
me:*hears loud thud*
me:there it is
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Posted
11 hours ago

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

supernaturalsquats:

Dad’s response to Rude by Magic! 

seriously obsessed with this

This is wicked cute

theintensityofbeingintense lol watch this

(via thelittleliestold)

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Posted
12 hours ago

(via ukhty-nur)

(Source: yazahra, via novelemon)

ثَلاثٌ لا يَهْنَأُ لِصاحِبِهِنَّ عَيْشٌ : الحِقْدُ ، وَ الْحَسَدُ ، وَ سُوءُ الْخُلْق

Three traits you cannot live in happiness if you have them: hatred, envy and ill manners.

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Posted
14 hours ago

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

(via polkadotsbaby)

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Posted
1 day ago

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
4 days ago

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via quiet-places-worn-out-spaces)

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Posted
4 days ago

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via theintensityofbeingintense)

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Posted
4 days ago

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

(Source: lebaratheon, via uniqueness-and-gumbyness)

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Posted
1 week ago
melaniedragon:

ultrafacts:

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they stare into the souls of the children….

melaniedragon:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

they stare into the souls of the children….

(Source: ultrafacts, via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)

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10280
Posted
1 week ago

I hate it when desi parents think about peoples opinion

Me:mum can i go out with my friend
Mum:no beta your dad's uncles neighbours cousins cats goldfish wont like it
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Posted
1 week ago
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